Shot the Monkey

JayG gives us the headline of the day, and a monkey pun.

Just goes to show, you can’t shoot first and Ask [...]

Primate Suspect no Chim-Pansy

Science NOW says Throw Him Behind Monkey Bars. Attorney vows to leave no stone unturned in ape’s defense.

All kidding aside, it can’t come as a big surprise that apes think ahead. The surprise would be that other critters for which such premeditation would be adaptive lack [...]