*Who is your all-time/all-star baseball team?

Now, to put this in context…I listen to ESPN on the radio (1370 AM locally for those of you that are interested) and it comes in just a little bit louder than the Rap station that is right next to it so…well, more often than not, I can understand what the hell they are saying.

They came [...]

MLB 2009 Predictions

Ok folks! We are well into April now and spring training is coming to a close. It is time for me to make my “2nd annual” predictions on the upcoming MLB season.

Now, we have had some outstanding dark horse teams over the last few seasons, teams that virtually no one saw coming. Like the Rockies in [...]

Gators to Lane Kiffin…”It’s definitely personal now.”

Gators Junior safety Ahmad Black needed a tissue for his issue with Lane Kiffin’s recent comments about Urban Meyer.

Kiffin may have made an illegal uppercut to FL’s Urban Meyer when he suggested that Meyer violated NCAA rules by calling Nu’Keese Richardson while Richardson was on his official visit to Tennessee…but the NCAA claimed that it was [...]

Atlanta Braves 2009 Predictions

A sports show on a local Talk Radio station has recently called me insane!

Yes, I know I am insane, and YOU know that I am insane…but how do these bastards know that?

Dr. Basketball (Gary Haskew), Quake (Scott McMahan), and Cowboy Joe (who earns his pay by trying to insert something into the conversation very quickly every [...]

Clown Meet and School

Live in Chattanooga? Interested in any meeting to learn, teach, or share tips about any of the following? Hit me on the Contact Page:
Slapstick or Vaudeville Comedy
Face Painting and Costume
Balloon Animals

I’d like to hear from you. If there is interest, I’d like to hold gatherings for a couple of hours on Saturdays where aspiring [...]

This hurts my feelings

Couch potatoes, they say.

Out of shape, they say.

Least fit, they say.

I go to the gym for an hour a day 5 days a week, plus unicycle on the weekends and walk the dog twice a day. I refuse to accept responsibility [...]

Wetzel rips the right guy

Dan Wetzel just ripped Jacques Rogge a new ass.

And it was a pleasure to read.

I have really enjoyed watching Usain Bolt, gold shoes and all.

I was a little disappointed when he almost started running backwards before he reached the finish line in the 100 meters. I would have liked to have seen a 9.59. But still. [...]

Tex to stay in Atlanta?

The AJC’s Terrence Moore stated Saturday that the Braves intend to keep Big Tex throughout the remainder of the season. Moore listed two reasons for keeping him. 1. The Braves are still in the hunt for the playoffs. 2. He is one of the best first basemen in the game.

My take on the first point is [...]

Iron Man

Well, that seems to be what is in the media today. I would personally love to see the movie because I was a Marvel comics fanatic when I was a kid (no, …not DC…Marvel)

I am not going to talk about Tony Stark though…I am going to talk about the Iron Man record held by Cal Ripken [...]

Bonds in Atlanta?

Well, what are the possibilities?

“Jeff Borris (Bonds’ agent) said no team has made any kind of offer to Bonds, even at the league minimum. Borris might not take $400K for Bonds, but he’d listen.” …this courtesy of

He’d listen??

Barry Bonds is a tragedy. Had he not ever been implicated in the PED’s phenomenon in the [...]