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War on Drugs

I got the biggest kick out of the picture that was posted along with the story in my local paper.

Look at this guy.

Somebody needs to give that guy a Mountain Dew and a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies! He spent too much time down in the [...]

The Ice Cream Truck!

Yeah, the guy (or girl, …who the hell knows?) drives through here like clockwork at 4:30 pm every single day. Problem is…he/she is driving 55 mph when he/she does so.

What the hell are we supposed to do if we want an ice cream or something?

Shoot flares up into the air when we start to hear the [...]

A Funny Video

You should watch it. [...]

GWB to come out of retirement, take on Commander in Chief role

At the request of Barack Obama, who says that he wants to “remain focused on the economy”, George W Bush is coming out of retirement to take a special position in the white house on foreign policy and top military liaison.

In a move that can only be described as “some kind of April Fool’s Joke”, Barack [...]

Boortz {Hearts} the Nanny State

Shorter Boortz: Boortz:

If you don’t make it illegal for people to make dumb suicidal choices, their blood is on your hands.

P.S. I like mandatory seatbelt laws and I think that they are consistent with an enlightened freedom-loving system. After all, as Boortz points out, they are public roads (the public monopoly on roadways does little to [...]

Going to the well

– xkcd

I’m just surprised the line for the well isn’t longer. I dreamed about this last night… a few things it told me…

Free will is probably an illusion.
Obama’s tax plan incentivizes stinginess
That tax cut is starting to shimmer like a desert mirage
Tête-à-Tête-Tête only gets about 100 unique visits per day.
Take out the people looking for [...]

Shades of Crayola

This Road to Recovery (pdf) will look great on the refrigerator right next to the Rush’s “Hand Made” Thanksgiving Turkey.

Seriously – I’m not great with budgets myself, but I think you’re supposed to put more numbers than just page numbers.

And the illustrations! This has more potential than if you have set yourself on fire do not [...]

Headline of the Day

AP: Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation.

Will that be links [...]

Trip the Lamb Fantastic

Via 3QD,

I’m going to giggle about this [...]

So what?

You know, if somebody can raise 25 people from the dead over the telephone, who gives a rat’s patootie if he gets a divorce? There’s just no pleasing [...]