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]]> http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/fox-news/feed/ 8 A joke the internet didn’t beat me to http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/a-joke-the-internet-didnt-beat-me-to/ http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/a-joke-the-internet-didnt-beat-me-to/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:55:13 +0000 smijer http://tete-tete-tete.com/?p=2962 I’m typing fast because I know the internet is trying real hard to ruin this for me… Context for this one is pretty weak, but it could be imported into a lot of funny scenes, so I’ll let the punchline speak for itself, before someone on the internet beats me to it. I’ll just [...]]]> I’m typing fast because I know the internet is trying real hard to ruin this for me… Context for this one is pretty weak, but it could be imported into a lot of funny scenes, so I’ll let the punchline speak for itself, before someone on the internet beats me to it. I’ll just say that buddy & me got cracks for playing MF & The GG’s Ruin Johnny’s Bar Mitzvah. My response was “Don’t hate the player… hate the Goyim.”

Take that, internet.

(Yes!)

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]]> http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/a-joke-the-internet-didnt-beat-me-to/feed/ 0 Just noticed Google’s *real* joke http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/just-noticed-googles-real-joke/ http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/04/just-noticed-googles-real-joke/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:19:12 +0000 smijer http://tete-tete-tete.com/?p=2960 The Topeka thing was stupid. But if you check the length of time required to perform a google search, you’ll find that the results are returned in some very silly units. I had one search that returned results in 2.00 shakes of a lamb’s tail. One was measured in Planck times. This [...]]]> The Topeka thing was stupid. But if you check the length of time required to perform a google search, you’ll find that the results are returned in some very silly units. I had one search that returned results in 2.00 shakes of a lamb’s tail. One was measured in Planck times. This was better.

Y’all bear with me until I can think of a good joke for Tête-à-Tête-Tête, since both my posts today have been made in deadly earnest.

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Amazing photo from Mars Rover settling the question – yes there is life on Mars. I’m stunned.

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So here it is.

Keep pushing. That is all I can say.

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So here it is.

Keep pushing. That is all I can say.

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The Senate is holding a hearing today where several current and former Blackwater employees will be testifying, but honestly the only way Congress would stop giving Blackwater money is if it started registering black people to vote.

Heh. Indeed.

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The Senate is holding a hearing today where several current and former Blackwater employees will be testifying, but honestly the only way Congress would stop giving Blackwater money is if it started registering black people to vote.

Heh. Indeed.

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Yeah. Me and that guy would get along just fine.

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Yeah. Me and that guy would get along just fine.

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]]> http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/02/starting-early/feed/ 3 Kids do say the darndest things http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/02/kids-do-say-the-darndest-things/ http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/02/kids-do-say-the-darndest-things/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:15:19 +0000 Buck http://tete-tete-tete.com/?p=2893 In the first grade class that my daughter teaches she decided to have them do a project and write a letter to their parents for Valentines Day.

One of the little girls decided that she would rather write the letter to her grandmother instead.

So after all of the letters were turned in my daughter had to call [...]]]> In the first grade class that my daughter teaches she decided to have them do a project and write a letter to their parents for Valentines Day.

One of the little girls decided that she would rather write the letter to her grandmother instead.

So after all of the letters were turned in my daughter had to call that little girl up to her desk to find out where to send the letter to her grandmother.

She says to the little girl, “Rachel, can you get your grandmother’s address?

Rachel says, “Yeah, I can get her a dress  but I think she would rather have a hat”

Kids. You gotta love ‘em.

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I had to stop by Jay’s place this morning and congratulate him.

I think I have gotten more laughs off of the internet today than I have in a long, long time.

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I had to stop by Jay’s place this morning and congratulate him.

I think I have gotten more laughs off of the internet today than I have in a long, long time.

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]]> http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/01/hitler-reacts-to-the-brown-victory/feed/ 13 So, Who Would You Drink A Beer With? http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/01/so-who-would-you-drink-a-beer-with/ http://tete-tete-tete.com/2010/01/so-who-would-you-drink-a-beer-with/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:58:35 +0000 jadarm http://tete-tete-tete.com/?p=2801 I was pondering this poetic question all day long today, …and although my conclusions may not be quite poetic, …well, they are mine nonetheless.

I will not limit the criteria to the living, however morbid some of you might think of drinking beer with a corpse may be, I want to give the question a bit of [...]]]> I was pondering this poetic question all day long today, …and although my conclusions may not be quite poetic, …well, they are mine nonetheless.

I will not limit the criteria to the living, however morbid some of you might think of drinking beer with a corpse may be, I want to give the question a bit of depth…as much depth as a question pertaining who you would want to get schnockered with can be.

So here goes…

You have to pick your top 3!

First: I am not going to choose a politician, …no, not Abraham Lincoln or George Washington or anyone like that (although partying it up with Clinton might be fun)…no, I figure, If I want to drink beer and get lied to again I can just get married and indulge myself 365 per for the rest of my natural life.

Second: I will not choose any of my “hero’s” from any major professional sports, …because they are not subject to the same rules and repercussions that you and I are on a daily basis. …no link needed.

…and C: I will not needlessly choose “hottie’s” like Anniston, Jolie, McAdams, or my Jack Russell Doc! It’s just shameless and has no place on such a dignified site such as this. (So I will save it for the other site…hehehe.)

My first pick?

1. Adam Sandler: He may not be the funniest guy ever, …but he seems good enough to me. He appears to know how to have fun, could be wrong tho’.

2. Andy Rooney: Yeah, I know he is an old croon…but he is still awesome. I love drinking beer with old prejudicial white people…and he is actually the voice of a generation, whether you want to hear it or not. I will agree with half of what he says, …and then laugh at the other half, …should have a helluva good time tho’.

3. With my last choice I am really wanting to say something like John Belushi, …or Chris Farley, …but I am thinking I may have to go with…

Seth MacFarlane.

…but he has to be drinking a beer too…or two.

Nuff said!

So folks, …your turn!

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