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“Straight home from work, sweet cheeks!”


Personally, I thought the Heinz mayo commercial was hilarious.
The kids definitely didn’t get their accents from their mum!
It surprised me that the ad was pulled from the airwaves in the UK but that is because I just assume the British are a little less uptight than Americans. Maybe I am wrong about that. Maybe being [...]

Wrong


Mike Turk says McClellan is getting beat up for telling what everybody already knows.
Well I’ve got news for him. HE may not care about that last 28%, but some of us do. Let’s hope they’re too busy reading Townhall.com to notice this.

Job Market 2009


Sweet revenge!
Yeah. I know I have a sick sense of humor.

The Secret to my marital success….


is explained here
Leave it to UT to get to the bottom of things.

Obama = Anti-Christ


Got my first “Obama might be the ANTICHRIST!” email today. Maybe I am a little behind the curve but it is the first one of these that I have seen though I have been expecting one since he became a candidate:
“Subject: You Decide
Remember–God is good, and is in time, on time–every time.
According to The Book of [...]

Hilarious!


“We should assume that 911 had already been called…”
…its kinda like a sports event ?

Havin’ a bad day?


Don’t worry.
Everybody does from time to time.
And if I had had a sledge hammer this morning my scales would have suffered a similar fate.

The Horse Thief


I got a big kick out of this.
So Bush’s inspiring, prosyletizing Methodist is in fact a silver-tongued horse thief fleeing from a lynch mob.
Perfect.