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A joke the internet didn’t beat me to

I’m typing fast because I know the internet is trying real hard to ruin this for me… Context for this one is pretty weak, but it could be imported into a lot of funny scenes, so I’ll let the punchline speak for itself, before someone on the internet beats me to it. I’ll just [...]

Just noticed Google’s *real* joke

The Topeka thing was stupid. But if you check the length of time required to perform a google search, you’ll find that the results are returned in some very silly units. I had one search that returned results in 2.00 shakes of a lamb’s tail. One was measured in Planck times. This [...]

Mars Rover: Life on Mars

Amazing photo from Mars Rover settling the question – yes there is life on Mars. [...]


God knows I needed some this morning after having an hour taken away from me over the weekend.

So here it is.

Keep pushing. That is all I [...]

Quote of the month

Adam Sewer, via Obsidian Wings:

The Senate is holding a hearing today where several current and former Blackwater employees will be testifying, but honestly the only way Congress would stop giving Blackwater money is if it started registering black people to [...]

Starting early

This kind of thing makes me look forward to being a Grandpa.

Yeah. Me and that guy would get along [...]

Kids do say the darndest things

In the first grade class that my daughter teaches she decided to have them do a project and write a letter to their parents for Valentines Day.

One of the little girls decided that she would rather write the letter to her grandmother instead.

So after all of the letters were turned in my daughter had to call [...]

Hitler reacts to the Brown victory

As I have said before, I love these things.

I had to stop by Jay’s place this morning and congratulate him.

I think I have gotten more laughs off of the internet today than I have in a long, [...]

So, Who Would You Drink A Beer With?

I was pondering this poetic question all day long today, …and although my conclusions may not be quite poetic, …well, they are mine nonetheless.

I will not limit the criteria to the living, however morbid some of you might think of drinking beer with a corpse may be, I want to give the question a bit of [...]