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Indispensible Utility


Learn whether your travel destination makes Ranch dressing available.  For instance, in Europe, you’ll find Ranch Dressing in France, Germany, England, Ireland, and the Netherlands.  You’ll have no luck in Norway or the Ukraine.  Much of the continent, unfortunately is still uncharted.
The Ranch Map.
 

Chick Magnet


I don’t know what it has for a back seat, but it’s sure to turn heads.  Or knock one off if you rotate that turret the wrong way while you’re poking your head out of the cockpit to drive.
Still, very nice.
From here.

They didn’t have this when I was in school


Onederful.
I hope to be out some this weekend myself - maybe around the riverwalk, or somewhere…

Hey. It’s Easter.


Sunday is… if you are Roman Catholic or Protestant. If you are Eastern Orthodox, you’ll have to wait until April 27 to go hunting Pacha eggs.

I didn’t believe this


but Snopes says it’s true. The pictures… look photoshopped.


xkcd

Obama = Anti-Christ


Got my first “Obama might be the ANTICHRIST!” email today. Maybe I am a little behind the curve but it is the first one of these that I have seen though I have been expecting one since he became a candidate:
“Subject: You Decide
Remember–God is good, and is in time, on time–every time.
According to The Book of [...]

UFO House For Sale


Go bid. It’s hard to find anyone around here who doesn’t allege to have known someone who lived there. I think that’s probably what they were told to think, during the abduction.

See you on St Paddy’s day


St. Patrick’s day is Monday, March 17. St. Patrick was never canonized, though he is recognized as a saint by the Catholic church. He may well be a conflation of two individuals, according to modern scholarship.
But, really, the important thing to know about him is that his Feast Day is celebrated March 17, [...]

Hilarious!


“We should assume that 911 had already been called…”
…its kinda like a sports event ?

Havin’ a bad day?


Don’t worry.
Everybody does from time to time.
And if I had had a sledge hammer this morning my scales would have suffered a similar fate.