Interesting approach…
The real story here is a self-described atheist couple behaving very unethically. But what I found remarkable was the quote at the end:
He added that a special ceremony would be held to purify the confession box.
What kind of ceremony gets up that kind of stuff, anyway? If it’s my confession booth, I’m going to use Lysol and PLENTY OF IT!
If it were my confession box I think I would tear it down and build another one.
“Oral sex” and “unutterable squalor” seems to dove-tail nicely.