When the Earth was born the corn was already ready to be picked.

And kids today think that convenience stores are just a modern thing. Shows how much they know!

And that is all that matters.

most peoples of antiquity, especially the Jews, started their calendar at harvest time. Ussher concluded there must be good reason for this

ummmm… harvest time? No - too obvious…

so he chose the first Sunday following autumnal equinox.

Ah - yes - they were marking the introduction of light to the universe. How could I have missed that?

Well, Happy Birthday, cosmos!