What Skepticism Isn’t
They Found Jesus’ Bones, and his family’s, including his kid’s.
Let’s go back 27 years, when Israeli construction workers were gouging out the foundations for a new building in the industrial park in the Talpiyot, a Jerusalem suburb. of Jerusalem. The earth gave way, revealing a 2,000 year old cave with 10 stone caskets. Archologists were summoned, and the stone caskets carted away for examination. It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua.
Israel’s prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn’t associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn’t afford a luxury crypt for his family. And all were common Jewish names.[...]
But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family.
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This 90-minute documentary is bound to outrage Christians and stir up a titanic debate between believers and skeptics. Stay tuned.
Umm… no - it isn’t. It is bound to stir up some debate between believers and gullible non-believers, maybe. The Skeptic’s side will be in opposition to fabulous conclusions from the paltry evidence furnished by the film-makers.
Skepticism is much more than just disbelieving the fabulous claims of the religious without compelling evidence. It is disbelieving - or at least reserving judgment - on any claims without compelling evidence - especially the fabulous.
Points a real skeptic will make about this movie and it’s “startling conclusions”:
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This exposition is being taken directly to the gullible public - not published in peer-reviewed academic publications.
With a 2,000 year space of history and a city the size of Jerusalem, it would be an extremely fortuitous event to uncover the remains of any specific (non-ruling-class) family. The chances are so small, that not even the truly faithful (or faithless) would go digging with hopes of uncovering that one family.
DNA evidence? Exciting sounding stuff - until you ask how DNA evidence can be used to prove the identity of a family from whom we have no DNA samples. It turns out, according to the Publisher’s blurb on the book version of this medicine show that the DNA evidence proves the relationships between these 10 people, and “[the authors] prove that statistically, there is a 1 in 10 million chance that this is a family other than the Holy family…” based on the names on the ossuaries inside: “Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua” (names taken from the Time blog website). Innumeracy gone mad. Perhaps it is true that there is a 1 in 10 million chance that these particular names would all be related in the same family with Joseph designated as father of the individual named Jesus. However, only three of the names mentioned are normally identified historically as family members of Jesus, four if you count the second Mary as the bride of Christ according to some Gnostic histories. I don’t have to do the math to know that finding a family containing a father Joseph, son Jesus (aka Joshua), and one or two Mary’s in ancient Jerusalem would not be a statistically difficult task. That’s about all that can be done statistically. To get a usable statistic, you have to know what the “target” pattern is. There are tens of thousands of combinations of family names that *could* go in a list to flesh out the Divine Family. We can only go with the ones that are in some way special - that can in some way be specified independently. Using the names of (some of) Jesus’ traditional family is the only measure that can produce even a valid statistic. Specifying exact relationships helps (Joseph being father, for instance - it would have helped if Mary was designated as mother). This is before taking into account the missing James (Jacob), brother of Jesus.
Speaking of James, remember the ossuary belonging to “James, brother of Jesus”? The ossuary was real. The inscription was fake. Until the inscriptions on these ossuaries uncovered in Jerusalem are verified authentic, they are worthless.
As the Time blog points out, Jesus didn’t traditionally come from the kind of wealthy family that got nice sealed tombs with neat stone ossuaries. For whatever the tradition is worth.
Summing up - the thinking is very sloppy. A coincidence of 3-4 very common names is interesting but hardly evidence of anything but a fertile imagination on the parts of Pellegrino, Jacobovici, & Cameron.
This stuff is peurile. Please do not lump us “skeptics” in with the gullible thousands who will probably claim that this movie is a sound defeat for Christianity. Whatever kerfluffle there is between believers & detractors over this movie, please count the skeptics out of it.



Amen, brother.