The Topeka thing was stupid. But if you check the length of time required to perform a google search, you’ll find that the results are returned in some very silly units. I had one search that returned results in 2.00 shakes of a lamb’s tail. One was measured in Planck times. This was better.
Y’all bear with me until I can think of a good joke for Tête-à-Tête-Tête, since both my posts today have been made in deadly earnest.

Yikes – my last search took 1.21 gigawatts.
That’s a lot of energy for an American Idol related search…