I was pondering this poetic question all day long today, …and although my conclusions may not be quite poetic, …well, they are mine nonetheless.
I will not limit the criteria to the living, however morbid some of you might think of drinking beer with a corpse may be, I want to give the question a bit of depth…as much depth as a question pertaining who you would want to get schnockered with can be.
So here goes…
You have to pick your top 3!
First: I am not going to choose a politician, …no, not Abraham Lincoln or George Washington or anyone like that (although partying it up with Clinton might be fun)…no, I figure, If I want to drink beer and get lied to again I can just get married and indulge myself 365 per for the rest of my natural life.
Second: I will not choose any of my “hero’s” from any major professional sports, …because they are not subject to the same rules and repercussions that you and I are on a daily basis. …no link needed.
…and C: I will not needlessly choose “hottie’s” like Anniston, Jolie, McAdams, or my Jack Russell Doc! It’s just shameless and has no place on such a dignified site such as this. (So I will save it for the other site…hehehe.)
My first pick?
1. Adam Sandler: He may not be the funniest guy ever, …but he seems good enough to me. He appears to know how to have fun, could be wrong tho’.
2. Andy Rooney: Yeah, I know he is an old croon…but he is still awesome. I love drinking beer with old prejudicial white people…and he is actually the voice of a generation, whether you want to hear it or not. I will agree with half of what he says, …and then laugh at the other half, …should have a helluva good time tho’.
3. With my last choice I am really wanting to say something like John Belushi, …or Chris Farley, …but I am thinking I may have to go with…
Seth MacFarlane.
…but he has to be drinking a beer too…or two.
Nuff said!
So folks, …your turn!
Actually it’s still your turn. . .
Would you down an Arrogant Bastard Ale or two with The Emerson Avenger?
Thats funny…and yeah I would, long as he is buying, which if he is a Unitarian Universalist….well then, he probably is.
. Frank Sinatra (think he’d have any stories?)
. Dennis Miller (loved the guy when he was a lib, a centrist & a righty. Funniest man I’ve ever listened to)
. I’d assume that he’d go with wine, but my #1 choice in any incarnation of this question is my lord & savior, Jesus Christ. Would love to hear from him (assuming I’d have a translator, since I don’t speak Aramaic) in his own words the exact context of so many things that we idiot humans keep mangling.
Tiger. I think he could probably use a little pick me up.
Just don’t take your wife along.
Point well taken.
1) Dave Matthews
2) Neil Young
3) Bob Dylan
Preferably Dogfish Head 120 Minute I.P.A.
Well actually The Emerson Avenger is more or less an “excommunicated” Unitarian aka U*U.
Thankfully I was “excommunicated” several years before CUC Executive Director decided to insert famous U*U Kurt Vonnegut Jr.’s “picture of an asshole” between the “Twin Cheeks” of what *was* The UU Movement in order to symbolize the much vaunted “inclusiveness” of what is *now* The U*U Movement.
Come to think of it. . .
Isn’t “inclusive U*U Movement” something of an oxy*moron?
Unless perhaps you’re U*U retentive or something.
Personally *I* think that Mary Bennett had probably downed a few too many “Full of Shit” Asshole Ales (just Google it. . .) when she dreamed U*Up *that* dU*Ubious “corporate identity” acronym/logo for what is now U*Uism.
Wow, who would I like to drink a beer with. Well, there is the political side that agrees that Bill Clinton would be a fun discussion, then there is the science in me that says Ben Franklin knows how to party….Let me think a little more. Oh, my artistic side now speaks to the likes of DaVinci, Dali, or Van Gogh…But when I drink a beer with someone, I want to have a great time laugning and cutting up. So, with all of that being said RW was on the right track for me. I would ask for a few rounds to be poured with “The Rat Pack”. Those guys could have a great time. Dino, Sammy & Old Blue Eyes…
Although I’m not a big fan of tennis by any stretch of the imagination, I would have to say Johnny Mcenroe. Guy knows how to party.
And probably Ron White as well.
Adam Sandler’s a great choice…as are also probably all of his regulars that show up in all of his films. If only Chris Farley or Belushi were still alive…