Randy Taylor does not care about global warming or White House party crashers or Tiger Woods marriage.
All he want is 16 ounces of sausage. Is that too much to ask?
There is some tough language towards the end of this one so if you are offended you have been warned.
Take it away unhappy consumer.

Thats great!
What’s really funny tho’ is that we all know several people JUST LIKE THAT!!
Know ‘em? Hell that guy could be my brother.
And he obviously eats my kind of breakfast.
I’m as southern as can be and put away more red meat per week than most families, but……sausage with STEAK?
BTW, that also sounded like about 30% of my family members, but closer to 90% of the people I went to high school with (except Randy was much more articulate and slower with the f-bomb). Go to any high school football game in the south and that’s exactly what the crowd sitting around you will sound like. Especially the bitching.
RE: links:
Smijer, buddy, Charles Johnson has gone over the edge. Breibart was doing a COMEDY BIT when he said that about the climate thing & Hansen. Much like if I comment “off with their heads” if someone said that a bunch of congressmen were found to do something nefarious, I don’t really mean that I want their heads chopped off. Oh, and pretend that I said it on Red Eye, where the previous commenter was a fake voice of a NYT newspaper that was talking. It was SCHTICK. They made fun of Bill Schultz’s sexuality shortly afterwards.
If we’re going to take obvious comedy bits LITERALLY, then I want a redo on the Minnesota senate campaign & Al Franken’s skits for SNL under a microscope. No, wait, I don’t, because I have a sense of humor and I don’t want to act like a fascist trying to smear someone’s character in a dishonest fashion.
For CJ to put that up SERIOUSLY tells me an awful lot. After this, his words are as reliable as Newsmax to me. Jon Stewart would last 4 seconds under the same scrutiny (no one would try, though, because they know it’s comedy).
The shark has been officially jumped.