Obama should stop trying to be Nixon. And Fox News should quit trying to be Pravda.
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I always figured all Presidents had an enemies list. I thought the trick was to stay off of the list.
I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if humans didn’t have the weird social habits we do. If we were eusocial like bees or termites, I mean. Probably never would have evolved intelligence… but we wouldn’t be wasting it on enemies lists, either.
You don’t think bees and termites have enemies?
Generally not their hive/nest-mates, like we do it.
Hmm, I once married a Black Widow…
http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/insects-kill-partners/15386
I’m glad you never consummated that union, my friend.
Who da hell u think drives that Green Mustang?
I’m pretty sure that the Green Scorpion’s pop survived the mating process… Where else would he have picked up those mad guitar skillz?
Glad you asked.
He picked them up at…(now this is me hollering into a camera!)
JADARM.COM
NOW YOU TOO CAN PICK UP THO’S “MAD GUITAR SKILLZ” FOR ONLY $19.95 PER MONTH!!!
…BUT WAIT, FOR THE FIRST 100 CALLERS THAT RESPOND, because clearly folks, I can’t do this all day, I WILL TAKE HALF OFF THE PRICE!!!
THAT MEANS YOU NOT ONLY GET THE SHAM-WOW, THE GLUE STICKS, AND THE POTATO GUN, …BUT YOU ALSO GET THE “MAD GUITAR SKILLZ” FOR ONLY $9.95 PER MONTH!!!
…here’s how to order.
Are you the dude that beat up that prostitute?
Dude, look at the pics!!
She kicked MY ASS for cryin’ out loud!
I don`t care who you are,THAT`S FUNNY