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Yellow Roses and Silver Linings

In the exceedingly unlikely event that the Lone Star State decides to take its Star and go home… there will be much weeping & gnashing of teeth.

But, assuming the Volunteer State doesn’t follow suit, I can think of some advantages…
1) Dramatic reduction in the size of problematic US / Mexican border
2) Thirty Four GOP electoral votes waving goodbye.
3) They will take their textbooks with them.
4) Goodbye Terrell Owens and the rest of the Cowboys!!

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

3 comments to Yellow Roses and Silver Linings

  • RW

    Terrell Owens is a member of the Buffalo Bills as the Cowboys released him.

    You get seven Man-Card demerits for not knowing that. :)

  • I’ll cop to it. I already didn’t follow the Cowboys, and when TO moved there that just made it convenient to ignore both completely. Shame he didn’t stay.

  • “We are aware that stepping off into secession may be a bloody war. We understand!”

    No my friend. I really don’t think you understand. Take the word of a good ol southern boy. You do not want the Federal Government coming down on your ass.

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