Give me three rhesus I should stop.

Primates and puns – indivdiually they’re more fun than a barrel of … well they’re fun. Together (I say, together), they can keep me harmlessly occupied all week long.

So, I have three things to say to Say Monkey’s Uncle
1) It takes two to orang-utan-go.
2) So stop beating your chest, get that chimp off your shoulder,
3) and Lemur alone. Chip, I’m going to come at you like a… (link contains impolite behavior)

Let’s see what howlers come out of this next.